April 24th, 2014

They didn’t even give me a bird wtf


They didn’t even give me a bird wtf

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The Parent Trap Dance.

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Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

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